Breitbart created a Steve Bannon fidget spinner for the adult baby in your life
Steve Bannon is what happens when you put an angry teenage boy inside an older man's decomposing body.
So it's only fitting that Breitbartwelcomed the return of their "king," then, with a set of their very own Steve Bannon fidget spinners.
World's worst worlds, unite!
SEE ALSO:Here's what Breitbart's fashion section will look likeThe spinners are available for purchase at the Breitbartstore for just $7.95 with your mom's credit card.
Here's their broflake description of the toy:
"Leftists need comfort at times like these. Gift them this pacifying item that will give them something to do in between pulling down monuments. Or keep one for yourself!"
Credit: BreitbartBreitbart's traffic took a huge dip post the November election, falling close to 53 percent.
In May, the site only had about 10.76 million uniques. Breitbart peaked in November with 24 million visitors, though critics accused the website of inflating their numbers with paid traffic.
Since Bannon excited the Trump administration, Breitbart has promised to pledge war on the White House if they move to the left and fail to deliver on the campaign agenda that the former chief strategist helped set.
What's next, Javanka yo-yos? Gary Cohn pogs? Globalist baseball cards?
Let the violence stop!
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