Chris Pratt’s 9
Awards show speeches can often be a bit of an unpredictable affair.
Just watch Chris Pratt's one above. While receiving the MTV "Generation" Award on Monday night, Pratt decided to use his time in the spotlight to deliver something he called "9 Rules from Chris Pratt" to the next generation.
SEE ALSO:'Black Panther' star Chadwick Boseman hands over 'Best Hero' award to James Shaw Jr.We've outlined each one below, and -- needless to say -- they cover an impressively wide spectrum...
1. "Breathe -- If you don't, you'll suffocate."
2."You have a soul. Be careful with it."
3."Don't be a turd. If you're strong be a protector and if you're smart be a humble influencer; strength and intelligence can be weapons, and do not wield them against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that."
4."When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger, they won't even know they're eating medicine."
5. "Doesn't matter what it is, earn it. A good dead, reach out to someone in pain, be of service, it feels good and it's good for your soul."
6."God is real. God loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that. I do."
7. "If you have to poop at a party, but you're embarrassed because you're gonna stink up the bathroom, do what I do: lock the door, sit down, get all the pee out first. Okay? And then, once all the pee's done, poop, flush, boom. You minimise the amount of time the poop is touching the air, because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring it up, the poop particles create a cloud, it goes out and then everyone in the party'll know that you pooped. Just trust me, it's science."
8. "Learn to pray. It's easy, and it's so good for your soul."
9."Nobody is perfect. People are going to tell you you're perfect just the way you are, you're not. You are imperfect. You always will be. But there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you're willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. And like the freedom that we enjoy in this country that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget it. Don't take it for granted."
A lot of reactions to that speech, but this tweet perhaps summed it up best.
Tweet may have been deleted
A wild ride indeed.
Featured Video For You
'Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2' is more of the same good stuff
TopicsCelebrities
(责任编辑:关于我们)
- ·Is Mercury retrograde messing with you? Think again.
- ·Alcaraz, Sinner survive US Open wobbles
- ·Supercritical geothermal power: Limitless promise or impossible dream?
- ·雨城区疾控中心提示:科学补碘 防治碘缺乏病
- ·共同推动雅安职工思想政治引领数智化发展工作做深做实
- ·Cyrix: Gone But Not Forgotten
- ·Haider all set for Paralympics Ceremony
- ·Who is the Dark Wizard in 'The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power' Season 2?
- ·Google is bringing AI summaries to ‘Files’ so you can find your docs quicker
- ·Apple Intelligence is now a little easier to get outside the U.S.
- ·10 Places to Get to Know Paul Bunyan
- ·Is Mercury retrograde messing with you? Think again.
- ·Apple Watch 10 rumors: Everything we know so far
- ·Elon Musk's AI facility is reportedly operating gas turbines without a permit
- ·NASA rover snaps photo of its most daunting challenge yet
- ·Cyrix: Gone But Not Forgotten
- ·7 Reasons to Explore Boston’s Lesser
- ·Alcaraz, Sinner survive US Open wobbles
- ·Webb telescope just snapped image of huge black hole gobbling material
- ·SpaceX Polaris Dawn mission: How to watch the launch